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Calmdafuq: emotional volume control for daily life
A next-generation option for people who turn routine inconvenience into a full-system response.
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Dumberlinin: cognitive downregulation for social survivability
A first-in-class option for patients carrying too much insight for the current meeting, chat, or organizational structure.
