Company
Friday, August 14, 2026
Come for the science, meet the team, take some swag, and compete for a one-year supply of an extremely questionable delivery format.
JO-EL Therapeutics
Blog
What’s happening at JO-EL Therapeutics Inc.
Product announcements, warning-label philosophy, and other updates from the “Your health — you problem!” era.
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Company
Monday, August 10, 2026
A prompt-driven approach to pharmaceutical documentation, powered by Auditor-Aware Artificial Intelligence.
JO-EL Therapeutics
Products
Friday, June 12, 2026
Our flagship product helps customers accept what the label has been saying all along.
Michael Foster
Products
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
Michael Foster
Calmdafuq: emotional volume control for daily life
A next-generation option for people who turn routine inconvenience into a full-system response.
Products
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
Whitney Francis
Dumberlinin: cognitive downregulation for social survivability
A first-in-class option for patients carrying too much insight for the current meeting, chat, or organizational structure.
Products
Friday, June 26, 2026
Whitney Francis
Sh*taficin: 24-hour silence support for acute oversharing
A once-daily option for moments when the group chat, meeting room, or family dinner deserves a medically inspired pause.